Dead Inside but Caffinated T-Shirt

Wake up and smell the coffee... or rather, caffeinate and survive! Show the world that although you may be dead inside, you're at least fully caffeinated and ready to take on the day (or night). Make a statement without saying a word. Whether you're hitting the office or just getting in a Target run, this shirt is guaranteed to keep you charged and ready for anything.

Your typical 100% cotton t-shirt (except for Heather Grey, Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue colors that contain polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!